Showing posts with label MP3s. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MP3s. Show all posts

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Gather Ye Music Shares While Ye May!

Got this in the mail today (click to ENLARGE):



Kind of hilarious that I finally got dinged by Mediafire for file sharing, and of all the many tracks they could have nailed me for, including major label stuff, it was "Cumming On Gianna Michaels" by Rotten Crotch (!?) that got me the form letter above.

I hope Rotten Crotch haven't been adversely affected by my making this fine track available, and as always, if you, the artist, want something removed, please contact me and it should be taken down promptly.

More to the point, it will probably all be taken down soon. I suggest anyone interested check out the tags ALBUM SHARES and MP3S (can't guarantee these all still work) for the goods, the bads, and the uglies. Share, share, share because it looks like Mediafire are closing shop, and with them go my shares to you.

Sunday, 3 April 2011

Sounds of Niagara Falls!


You may remember a post here a couple of years ago on the topic of Shrunken Heads, wherein Ripley's Museum in Niagara Falls, Ontario was discussed?

Well, I visited the Honeymoon Capital again this past weekend, and while I was there, I did a bit of audio socio-history or ethno-something-or-other. That is to say, I recorded some of the 'barker loops' outside tacky Clifton Hill tourist traps like the Rock Legends Wax Museum or the nearby House of Frankenstein. Also inside Casino Niagara, which definitely has its own strange audio ambiance.

These are by no means whatsoever great recordings, let me make that clear at the outset. But they are pretty funny stuff at times and they certainly provide some atmosphere along with all the wind noise. Hope you enjoy!

Rock Legends Wax Museum
House of Frankenstein
Casino Niagara (kind of soothing)

Friday, 19 March 2010

The Cramps - Lonesome Town


Watching the (sadly silent) early 8mm footage of The Cramps below this afternoon had me thinking about the late great Lux Interior again, and how bizarre it still seems that he's not around anymore.



I had a yen to hear The Cramps' slower tunes all in a row, and, after I gathered them together, I figured what the heck - I may as well post them to the blog in case anyone else has the same inclination.

You may be happy to hear I have finally learned how to compress MP3s into a single file, and thus you will not need to download each track here anymore.

The Cramps - Lonesome Town

The songs included are:

1. Lonesome Town
2. Fever
3. Primitive
4. Green Fuzz
5. Don't Eat Stuff Off The Sidewalk
6. Under The Wires
7. Kizmiaz
8. It's Just That Song
9. The Strangeness In Me
10. Sinners
11. Strange Love
12. Taboo
13. Lonesome Town (Live)

LUX INTERIOR 1946-2009

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

The Starkweather Fix - Majestic Burning Bush!


Here's a song The Starkweather Fix recorded sometime after What The Swedish Butler Heard came out that has until now never been released in any way, shape or form. We played it live though, so it may ring a bell if you saw us playing shows.

The Starkweather Fix - Majestic Burning Bush

Band-wise, this is Fucker Bob on guitar, Neeler Peeler on bass, Jay Matuschka on the drums, and me yowling away. What am I yowling?

Queen Pussy's on the prowl
burning for a man
blow a napalm kiss
sizzle in the pan

crushing under heel
their dead sex deal
crushing under heel

all this empty air
is gonna fry in fire
and your majestic burning bush
made childhood a liar

the tables turn
the very air will burn
the tables turn

blazing breasts
hot hips
suck on sexy sauna scent
between her steamy lips

every day this old world
burns away a little girl
every day this old world

humidity
stifling
hard to breathe
but you'll never leave

cauterizing flames
are the heat you feel
and this majestic burning bush
has the power to heal



Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Dusty Bible Does The Starkweather Fix!


I have spoken of the Nottingham (by way of Oshawa) Madman Dusty Bible here before, and told you of his having been in way-out bands like The Starkweather Fix or Designer Babies.

Like the wind, he is ever unpredictable, and the last few years have seen him move from a solo blues act (sometimes with fiddle accompaniment) billed simply as Dusty Bible, to psychedelic freakouts at Peter Gabriel's surreal Real World studios, to his latest musical expression -- "weird electro band" Din Din (from whose recent premier gig the photo above originates).

This post here is about a couple of choice Starkweather covers Dusty Bible recently sent my way - "Fucked Up" and "Shiveraltitude", both tracks originally appearing on The Starkweather Fix's sole CD, What The Swedish Butler Heard.


I'm pretty chuffed by both. I love the crazy noise breaks on "Fucked Up" and the insistent keyboard underneath the verses. Also how Dusty sings it in that wonderful, rich voice of his.

"Shiveraltitude", which The Starkweather Fix often opened our shows with, is here less the live powerhouse and more the slinky psycho cathouse, a great song for Dusty to lay down some tasty bluesy licks on. And some theremin at the tail of that beast for added spice.

Hope you dig 'em both!

Fucked Up
Shiveraltitude

Saturday, 18 April 2009

Sleazy Meanz!


Announcing a MySpace page for my home-recording alias of the last few years, Sleazy Meanz.

Some of these songs you may recognize as No No Zero demos, others were recorded for one of a growing list of "Sleazy Meanz records" (which, in real life, are CDRs given to maybe two or three of my friends each at best).

I'm not practising with any band or playing any shows nowadays (boo hoo) so this is a way for me to feel like I still have my big toe in the water or something, I guess.

For the record, I've had a no MySpace bias until now (hence no No No Zero MySpace page) so I feel a bit sheepish here in starting one. I've been using the site more recently to hear new bands & (thus far) successfully managing to ignore all the other crap I hate about it.

This, and the rank despair over my own non-band-in state, tipped me over the edge to the dark side.

I'll see how it goes.

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Exploders in Detroit!


Back in the sweltering summer of 1999, The Exploders drove down to Detroit to record with the one Jim Diamond at his storied Ghetto Recorders studio.

A converted meat locker, Ghetto Recorders was the first place I had ever recorded in that wasn't a basement or living room. The booth was loaded with vintage porn mags and the room itself with vintage gear. I was in seventh heaven when Jim informed me that the microphone spit screen had not been cleaned since Andre Williams' classic "Greasy" album had been recorded there the previous year!

The Exploders recorded 14 tracks with Mr. Diamond, of which we released six across our first two 7"s - the first for Rip Off Records, and the second for Teenage USA.

Today I am happy to present one of the unreleased tracks we recorded there - a cover of Deja Voodoo's "Bad Book".

I'm gonna send this out to the generous Jeff Meier (of The Detroit Cobras and many other bands), who put us up while we were in Detroit. A true gentleman, he was - and I'm sorry I got a little hog wild on your stash there, Jeff.

The Exploders - Bad Book

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Oshawa's Last Night!




[UPDATE: MP3 at bottom of post!]

My good buddy D_W_ recently made me aware of his blog Everything Elevator; as I was perusing the archives there (full of awesome graphics), I came across the photographs above and asked if I could reprint them here. Mr. W_ generously agreed, and so here they is* - a couple of photos from the last time The Starkweather Fix ever played Oshawa, all the way back in July (18th) 1997.

The venue was one of the Polish Halls there (Banting? Olive? I can't remember), and it was quite the humdinger of an evening. Other than Ron the soundman, we were probably the oldest people there - the audience was all teenagers, pretty much. Crazy teens, wild energies, everybody into it. I remember most of the crowd being on acid. I know I was.

Anyways, in these photos we've got yours truly on the mike, and Mr. Dusty Bible on the guitar (also playing bass in Guitar Army). Dusty, for those of you who might not know, later moved to Nottingham, England, and was in a wicked crazy band called The Designer Babies. Apparently, he is now doing solo blues shows. I miss this guy something awful, he was great.

The drummer in the first shot is Mr. Jay Matuschka, who sadly perished while shooting the world's first combination surgery-porn film. He is missed. No, I'm just kidding, he's still with us. In the second shot here, he is replaced on the traps by Mr. D_W_ himself, who you'll recall from the first paragraph. I'll let you try and figure out what's going on here.

Billed as "Oshawa's Last Night", with a poster featuring then-Mayor Nancy Diamond that got some people upset, the show featured a bill for the ages: the droney Malediction (with Dusty's brother Paul, later of Shwa superstars Cuff The Duke), The Cleavers (by this point a trio, with Tex Ranger on bass and vocals), The Void (featuring Matt Mason, later of local legends Anagram), EOF (who I regret I can't say anything about, I think I was washing my dick while they were on, don't ask), The Starkweather Fix, and, headlining as I recall, the great Guitar Army (whose last show this was, I believe).

*D_W_ says the photos may have come from Julie, so thanks to Julie if this is so. Or even if it is not.

Update: I realised after I posted these pics that I actually have audio for the end of Starkweather's set that night. So here it is -- "Barrel of Monkeys", an improvised jam. That rowdy you can hear whooping it up at the end by the way is none other than Mr. Tex Ranger himself.

Another Update: More pictures from the night! Guitar Army! Commander Freakout Drum Solo! The Cleavers!

Sunday, 14 September 2008

The Starkweather Fix does Mai Lin!


Speaking of Mai Lin, here's an unreleased song my old band The Starkweather Fix did that is dedicated to the lady herself.

According to what I have written down, this was recorded way back on August 11th 1996 at Secret Swamp Studios in Oshawa (Jay's parent's basement), live straight to tape via 8-channel mixer. Unfortunately this is not the greatest copy of the tune, but it's all I have available at the moment. Thanks to Derek for the band photo.

I'm gonna send this out to Mr. Jay Matuschka as well as everybody who came out to yesterday's festivities at the Shwaltz. I'm really bummed I couldn't stick around for Anagram's set at The Atria.

Hope you enjoy --

Mai Lin

Mai Lin
mistress of sin
the gates of ecstasy are hers
and I want in

an Asian beauty
with long black hair
please pardon me
if I tend to stare (at)

Mai Lin (3x)

sucks dick
like I've never seen
my balls empty
when her movies are screened

a sense of humour
and that's high on my list
she's one porno star
I really miss (yaw)

Mai Lin (3x)

Monday, 28 July 2008

No No Zero Reviews, News & Rejected Demos!


For anyone knee-knocked for new No No Zero content, I present the following newish reviews of our record, along with our official page for garage database supreme Grunnen Rocks - a proud moment on the internet for any band deemed so worthy. In there before five digits!

The Bad News: As you may have noticed, our official band website www.nonozero.com has been down for many months now. Why is this? To be honest, I impregnated our webmistress and she has borne my seed, and is now too busy breastfeeding to update our site.

So if you think you might be up to the task of occasional updates (I think I'll still do most of the small update stuff here), picture dumps, and maybe even a redesign, let me know. The only problem is you'd have to be willing to do this for free. I can't even impregnate you.

The Good News: I'm not promising anything here but it looks like we may be recording again shortly. Fingers crossed. In the meantime, I submit for your acumen some demos I recorded at home over the last couple of years for the band that they've graciously rejected.

In other words, these are songs you probably won't be hearing again (and maybe that's for the best?).

May not be suitable for your workplace. You've been warned.

Gimmie The Nasty
Shut Out The Outside World
Double Twat
Faux Snuff

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

Kitten Natividad! Exclusive No No Zero tune!


Something new here, the first time I've ever tried uploading music files. Let me know if it works for you or not.

This is a song called Kitten Natividad, after the famous actress and burlesque dancer.

Basically just the one riff, sometimes we play it for about a minute, sometimes longer. The recording *HERE* is the band stretching it out during a practise last summer to about 16 minutes, the longest we ever did.

Recorded on a four-track I believe, so the quality is low-fi. It's about 22MB so it may take awhile to come through.

Hope you dig it.