Toilets, toilets. Rah rah rah.
Toilets, toilets. Sis boom bah.
"The best place to meditate is on the pot. If you have a comfortable toilet seat and a stout lock on the door, there's no telling what great thoughts might emerge. Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism whilst sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg monastery, and we know what a big movement that became."
- Anton LaVey, Toilet Seat Meditation, The Devil's Notebook