Saturday, 20 November 2010

Mid-90s Toronto Punk Tapes!


If you were living in the GTA mid-1990s and interested in the local 'punk' scene of the time, There Are Chickens... is a blog that may just give you Intense Nostalgia Attack.

Posting cassettes from Smallmouth, Skewver, Eighthrib, Mower Queen, and M.K. Ultra (aka Slowgun), there may not be that many tapes there right now but, as anyone who lived through the period will recall, there's a lot more where that came from.

And where did this blog come from? There Are Chickens... is produced by none other than Mr. Gideon Steinberg, former drummer for 90s punk legends Pecola and currently pounding the skins for The Soupcans and - big announcement here - No No Zero! Come see his debut with us when Gideon pulls double duty at Poster Show V next month.

In the meantime, let's hope he keeps posting these tapes!

Monday, 15 November 2010

New No No Zero Record Draws Ever Nearer!


Without going into too much detail, I can reveal that a major hurdle was crossed tonight in the (sometimes painfully) slow excretion that is the completion of our new record. The end is now in sight and, if I didn't think I'd curse myself in the process, I'd give an optimistic estimation of when it'll finally be finished.

Believe you me, it's a creepy island off in the distance, slowly getting bigger, growing always into greater focus. As ever, stay tuned for more.

Wednesday, 10 November 2010

New Tonetta LP Cover Shocker!


I admit I've had some mixed feelings on Tonetta since reading his Artist Advocacy interview, but maybe that says more about me than he. In any case, Tony's new record - "777 Vol. II" (like Vol. I, it's on Black Tent Press) has a sleeve that I couldn't resist sharing - it would appear to be a 'dick print' featuring the cock of King Cock himself.

Perhaps worthy of note that a cover shoot call had originally gone out a couple of months ago on FB looking for someone, "over 18, female and comfortable posing topless wearing the mask of TONETTA in a professional studio setting". That sounded pretty promising, sure, but this is certainly a great deal more original. I wonder whether willing ladies came up in short supply, or were the results simply a poor substitutiary step-child to the long, hard wang of Mr. Big Rig?

This simple image encompasses many of Tonetta's best qualities: his overbearing sexuality (one might as easily say horniness), his fearlessness and/or shamelessness, his sense of humour, his need to share, so to speak, his exhibitionist proclivities. Vol. II also features some of my favourite Tonetta tunes - such as "Death Sentence", "G & B Showers", and "Dominate". Just wish I could afford one.

Monday, 8 November 2010

Another Poster Show Poster + Live Pics!


Here we see a second poster Ryan Halpenny has done for his upcoming retrospective Poster Show V, as well as a couple of photos he took prior to No No Zero's last show (at Eyesore Cinema). A loud & spooky time was had by all!


Sunday, 31 October 2010

Poster Show V!


Proud as punch am I to announce that No No Zero are playing the closing night of Ryan Halpenny's week-long gala gallery art retrospective, aka. Poster Show V. This year's festivities are being held at Function 13 (156 Augusta Avenue, in the heart of Kensington Market), and run from December 4 - 10.

Opening night features The Weirdies, Catl, and the 159 Manning Sacred Harp Choir; closing night includes your hosts No No Zero as well as Induced Labour, Early Abstractions, and Thee Soupcans. A fine, fine pair of shows from Mr. Fort Polio, and yes, another opportunity to post one of his very-pleasing-to-the-eyeballs posters (albeit far too small here).

NOTE:
Show originally advertised as being on Saturday, Dec 11
but is actually Friday, Dec 10

Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Bob Guccione!


Speaking of folks who died last week, Bob Guccione (probably my favourite pornographer of all time, whose effect on my own budding tastes would be well nigh impossible to overstate) finally succumbed to cancer last Wednesday after years of ill health and poor fortune.


I regret I can't really do the man any kind of justice here in a blog tribute: there's simply too much to say about Guccione, too much ground to cover - his roots as a painter, inauspicious beginnings running a chain of laundromats (cleaning other people's dirty sheets, ha ha), his global adventures and increasing sophistication... Penthouse magazine's initial delivery scandal and subsequent sales phenomenon, its introduction of pubic hair to magazine viewers, the combination of "sex, politics, and protest" - as their byline put it - frequently running expose stories on government corruption and the like.


"We followed the philosophy of voyeurism," Guccione told The Independent newspaper in London in 2004. He added that he attained a stylized eroticism in his photography by posing his models looking away from the camera. "To see her as if she doesn't know she's being seen," he said. "That was the sexy part. That was the part that none of our competition understood."

Penthouse had the best photography of naked women available, and that was probably its chief virtue, plain and simple. Guccione himself was often behind the camera, devoting painterly aesthetics (and what appeared to be large amounts of gauze) toward creating boudoir fantasies that were their own little soft-focus world, sometimes taking days to complete a shoot. Arty photography was a mainstay of the magazine's pictorials and, later on in the 1990s, I for one thrilled to Tony Ward's B&Ws.


But I digress. Penthouse had the best comics in the back, Penthouse Forum (worthy of a post in and of itself), Xaviera Hollander writing an advice column, genuinely interesting articles and insightful interviews with big name personalities and thinkers, a sense that sexuality was something worthy of exploring and considering, a willingness to feature kinks and unusual behaviour, even some good fiction occasionally.


Of course, in addition to publishing Penthouse, Guccione gave the world Omni, Viva, Newlook, Longevity, and, in conjunction with his son Bob Jr., Spin. Also, the singular cinematic sex gross-out saga of all time, Caligula. Celebrity photo shoots we all know and love. The Penthouse Pets. Then too a failed casino and nuclear power plant. By the end of his life, Guccione had sadly fallen out with much of his family, and (like another NYC pornographer we've looked at here) done the whole rags to riches thing in reverse.


Of all the porn that was around when I was growing up, Penthouse was by far my fave, better even than the odd expensive hardcore mag one might chance across. Like a lot of people at that time, I found Playboy boring and fake, Hustler gross and ugly. By contrast, Penthouse Pets, the Forum, Call Me Madam, Wicked Wanda -- this was a world of exotic, self-assured and often dominant women, women who would gladly lead you into kinky sex adventures if only the opportunity presented itself (or so it appeared).


For all that, I say thank you, Mr. Robert Charles Joseph Edward Sabatini Guccione.