Wednesday, 16 June 2010

Tonetta Youtube Overload!


While I await the arrival of "777" in my mailbox, I've been grabbing all the Tonetta Youtube videos I can get my hands on. There's about 166 videos up right now in all - a few have been uploaded in more than one version (TO P.U. and Stinky Toronto are essentially the same, for instance; Dominate originally featured Tonetta performing the song whereas the newer upload is a still*).

I know there's a bunch of older stuff that's not available at present but I'm pretty sure all the newer stuff to date is here. I'm assuming it's OK with Tonetta to collect these available vids; if not, I can certainly take them down (I'm just trying to spread the gospel here).

Each volume has about 10-15 videos. All files are MPEG-4.

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*Tonetta has informed me that some of these 'clip tracks' are older songs he didn't have time to do a video for.

Tuesday, 15 June 2010

Thursday, 10 June 2010

No No Zero Quadrophenia!


FRESH ANNOUNCEMENT!!

No No Zero are playing a rare show July 23rd at the Steelworkers Hall (25 Cecil Street, Toronto in the U of T area) with The Ancestors, Anagram and Teenanger. No hype needed, that's a great bill. And this show will be most rare indeed for ALL FOUR BANDS WILL SET UP AT ONCE AND THEN TAKE TURNS PLAYING SONGS!!!!

I know, I know. That's crazy. That's got to be against the rules or something. It may really be too much altogether (seriously), may just cause the universe to collapse upon itself. But we're going to go ahead and do it anyways. Expect to lose hearing and braincells if not your moped. Frenzied quickies in the alley are encouraged.

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

Biblical Charts!


"When I was a kid, I could look at that chart ("The Course of Time from Eternity to Eternity") and feel that I understood all of human history. There on the chart it was perfectly explained and simplified. This wasn't anything I could have explained to anybody else. It was simply a feeling of utter certainty".

- Garrison Keillor, 'The Wobegon Preacher', Leadership, 10 (Fall 1991).

Biblical charts are fascinating (Dispensational charts, even more so): tiny pictures of Heaven and Hell aside, they have the power of paradox, seemingly evident proof of something that requires not proof after all but faith; a map of a mystery, as it were.

Describing nothing less than the ultimate realities of God, Satan, Life & Afterlife, the idea that one could follow the lines, read the map, and have the whole thing handed to you "from eternity to eternity", well - the attraction is obvious, the appeal perhaps innate - wanting proof for our beliefs, backing up beliefs with arguments, diagrams and appeals to authority if not rationality.

Dispensationalism lays out the idea that our world is divided into seven dispensations or eras, each of which has its own relationship between God and Man (hence the difference between Old Testament God and New Testament God). It's an idea that works well in chart form and it's a system that can be as simple or as complicated as its designer wants to make it.

From Clarence Larkin's seminal B&W WWI-era charts to the widespread success that has been A.E. Booth's The Course of Time from Eternity to Eternity to even more complex charts by the likes of Dake or Hall, they are artwork and artifice, sensation and avocation.

A visual spectacle. The early 20th century's version of TV? Something fantastic for the pleebs to gawk at and something deep for the thinkers to contemplate and discuss. The charts employed contemporary advertising technique in service of an age-old message, profoundly influencing generations of viewers in their thinking about how the world works and what the big picture looks like when you put it all together.

Desktop publishing and HTML have meant that most anyone can display their own Biblical charts online - and they do! I have looked at way too many of these websites recently. What follows are some of the standout Biblical charts I've found online (click on the chart for a full-size image); most of them are Dispensationalist but there's a whole tossed salad of charts here, a mishmash of mystery maps for hungry eyeballs.

































Monday, 7 June 2010

Insane! Blind! Idiots!


From the David Rumsey Map Collection -- charts by Mr. Frederick Howard Wines of the U.S. Census Office for the 1870 U.S. Census.



Saturday, 5 June 2010

Facial Recognition and Porn!


The advent of facial recognition technology promises to transform the way people view society, privacy and each other. Imagine being able to find out the names - if not the addresses, product preferences, and internet use - of anyone you have a photo of. While Picassa (who store the photos appearing on Blogger blogs such as this one) already uses such technology, Google is currently weighing the pros and cons. Not that they haven't been playing around with it for awhile now.


The implications for pornography are dramatic and varied. Those anonymous naked pictures you took 20 years ago? Not so anonymous anymore. Or maybe you'd like to see if a given person has ever been photographed in the nude? Or you'd just like to masturbate to someone who looks like them?

The possibilities are endless. Will burqas go mainstream as a consequence? Probably not. But maybe people shooting sex films yet desirous of internet anonymity could begin surgically altering their faces to defeat facial recognition? Or using make-up? Or taking up chewing tobacco? Will amateur porn stars return to wearing masks while they film themselves having it off?